he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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