You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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