you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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