I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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