I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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