Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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