Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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