You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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