You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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