we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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