the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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