Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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