he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Blood and glitter go together right?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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