it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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