She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
