sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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