How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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