Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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