Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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