Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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