Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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