you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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