what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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