Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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