we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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