I want to stick my p in your. b.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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