I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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