covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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