We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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