woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
