Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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