I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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