Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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