A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
