Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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