What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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