Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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