I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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