It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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