Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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