Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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