i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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