sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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