hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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