dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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