Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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