If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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