i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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