Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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