There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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