There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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