yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
So. Much. Porn.
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