I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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