If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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