just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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