You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
