4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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